Variations on a monster...

This is what passes for a salad in America. At the Hilton, no less. If I was a chef, I would be SO embarrassed to send this out to a paying customer.

This dive has the wankiest menu ever…I’m all for a bit of puerile humour but not for a whole frickin menu. Especially when its not even that funny. Other highlights include ‘lesbian burgers’ (no meat) and chicken strippers. No prizes for guessing what those are.

Love a big sausage fest.

Chilling for a few minutes before having a look around La Brea tar pits

So it turns out that even in LA, you can’t escape the second hand unitard phenomenon. But I must confess…I actually kind of like this one. *shame*

tentaclesandteacups:

Be mine.

I know someone who will love this…

(Source: kilokilokilo)

Perfect.

So after taking mum out for lunch for Mother’s Day today, it was a bit rainy so we ducked into a couple of shops for a while.

I found this totally pimpin’ onesie, I think I’m going to get it and totes accessorise with the biggest, tackiest jewellery ever. And a trucker hat. Yep.

I can’t decide whether this is cute or just utterly heinous.